From that humorpage:
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"
World's Dumbest Joke (or at least one of them):
In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it, "THINK!"
The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "THOAP!"
Completely silly, but I think with all the things being thrown at me right now, I'm looking for anything to laugh at!
If I have any more seizures I'm going to fall over growling and twitching. No, wait...that's what I do when I have a seizure.
I just got out of the hospital and am back on a different seizure medication. I want to know what's going on with this, why I keep having seizures!! I'm hurting, exhausted, and need a hug badly...
You know how "they" say, lift with your legs not your back?"
I did that, and my leg (and lower back) is hurting. It's in basically a spasm that won't go away, it feels like moving partially dead weight. I just tried to take my pants off; I was crying since I couldn't lift that leg enough while sitting. I finally dropped them to the ground, figuring they needed to be laundry anyway. I think I'm sticking to skirts now...
My chiropractor looked me over and said that it's almost like I short-circuited my nervous system from stress. Moving is SO stressful.
And now my hands hurt. I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!! I need this move to be over and I need more help, obviously. I'm doing a lot, and I have great friends that helped me (twice!) but right now I hurt so much. I just took Relafen (Motrin-squared) so we'll see how I do with that.