From that humorpage:

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.

"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, "Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?"

World's Dumbest Joke (or at least one of them):


In the men's room at work, the boss placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it, "THINK!"

The next day, when he went to the men's room, he looked at the sign and right below it, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read, "THOAP!"

----

;)

Completely silly, but I think with all the things being thrown at me right now, I'm looking for anything to laugh at!

If I have any more seizures I'm going to fall over growling and twitching. No, wait...that's what I do when I have a seizure.

I just got out of the hospital and am back on a different seizure medication. I want to know what's going on with this, why I keep having seizures!! I'm hurting, exhausted, and need a hug badly...

I love Little Dee. :) She doesn't speak, but she gets her point across. "Talk to the hand!"

http://www.littledee.net

Watch out for single-minded cats with violent tendencies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmwqpHsMExg

This is one determined cat - determined not to walk on a treadmill! Poor thing - the eyes say "can we STOP this now?" by the end of this...gorgeous cat, though.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1754822

Which Peanuts Character Are You?
	You are Charlie Brown. You are always optimistic and persistent, and everyone appreciates your simple sweetness. Sometimes, however, your anxieties get the best of you, and life's mysteries can confuse you.
Find Your Character @ BrainFall.com

You know how "they" say, lift with your legs not your back?"

I did that, and my leg (and lower back) is hurting. It's in basically a spasm that won't go away, it feels like moving partially dead weight. I just tried to take my pants off; I was crying since I couldn't lift that leg enough while sitting. I finally dropped them to the ground, figuring they needed to be laundry anyway. I think I'm sticking to skirts now...

My chiropractor looked me over and said that it's almost like I short-circuited my nervous system from stress. Moving is SO stressful.

And now my hands hurt. I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!!! I need this move to be over and I need more help, obviously. I'm doing a lot, and I have great friends that helped me (twice!) but right now I hurt so much. I just took Relafen (Motrin-squared) so we'll see how I do with that.

Yes, this fits.


Your results:
You are Deanna Troi

Deanna Troi 80% Beverly Crusher 75% Uhura 65% Chekov 60% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 60% Will Riker 50% Geordi LaForge 40% James T. Kirk (Captain) 35% Jean-Luc Picard 30% Mr. Scott 25% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 25% Data 21% Worf 20% Spock 17% Mr. Sulu 10%

You are a caring and loving individual. You understand people's emotions and you are able to comfort and counsel them.

Click here to take the Star Trek Personality Quiz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ860P4iTaM

This is just too cute. The cat really seems to be obtaining a musical ear. :) I did notice the last three letters of the URL are, well, my name!

This guy researches his postings well...I've been on his list for a while and from what I've checked into he doesn't pull these out of the air. If this is true as he states...this is scary. :(

---
FREEDOM OF SPEECH: Steve Howards, 54, and his wife were walking their son to piano practice in Beaver Creek, Colo., and were surprised to see Vice President Dick Cheney on the street chatting with citizens. "Many of us fantasize what would we do if we had the opportunity to really tell Mr. Bush or Mr. Cheney how we feel," Howards said, so as he passed by he told Cheney, "I think your policies in Iraq are reprehensible." After dropping off his son, a Secret Service agent approached Howards and asked, "Did you assault the vice president?" Howards said no, and made it clear he didn't even attempt to touch Cheney. "If this had happened, I would think if they were doing their job, I would have been face-down in the concrete five or 10 minutes earlier," he said later. Still, he was handcuffed and jailed, with the Secret Service demanding he be charged with harassment. The Eagle County District Attorney dropped the charge. Howards has filed a lawsuit in federal court accusing Secret Service agent Virgil D. Reichle Jr. with civil rights violations. (Rocky Mountain News) ...Dick Cheney's America: where exercising one's rights has become an act of courage.
---

Gah. This makes me shudder.

Toilet = new toy.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6497257644936185526

(Maybe I'm just tired!)

I saw him in concert with orchestral backup last night...all I can say is wow. What a performer he is...what a lyricist...what a flute player! Um, I mean flautist. ;)

I said to my friend sitting beside me, "I love that trill he does with the flute, I don't know if he does it with breath or mouth."

"I think it's a tongue thing," she said with a grin.

I said "I already lust after this man, it doesn't have anything to do with age or appearance, it's sheer energy...why do you have to make it worse??" She notes he does that already. Yes, well. I noted to her the man is like liquid sexuality...with the raw energy to convert groupies of all ages (like me). :)

We were so bouncy after a three-hour concert we went for ice cream. Thomas Sweet is the best ice cream place in town...a great cap to a great night!

An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
- Aldous Huxley

(Though I still think sex is very interesting...) ;)

What a day. I mean, I had a great weekend with my folks. But then I come home to discover the town wants me in court as a witness to this accident. Do I have to relive it again? And do I need a lawyer? I want my father right now...he'd have input. And is good at getting me to stop crying!

Then I find out I missed an appointment with the massage therapist covered by my car insurance post-accident health coverage...I thought it was tomorrow. Aigh! It's very unlike me to miss appointments, and I needed that massage.

With all this and my being premenstrual, I'm crying off and on for the past few hours. Aigh! Having to relive the accident via court is the worst part - pain drugs can at least dull the ickiness of missing the massage therapist! I so need someone to work on these muscles of mine...but thinking of having to look this idiot who caused the accident in the eye is even worse.

I just hurt, and there's only so much I can do about it. I almost wish I had kept that loose Ultram I found in my car cleaning it out today...uh, no. Bad idea. This is a seizure risk and that's even worse!

This requires no comment.

My friend in MD made these for me when I was visiting her this weekend. They're great! I need them on a Website to link to. This person nicknamed me "Madame Justice" due to what I do at work and my always wanting to do the right thing.

And now I need to talk to my parents about not throwing a fit when I'm away for (literally) all of 24 hours and they can't find me! Aigh. I thought this problem got better...I guess it didn't. :(

I wanted to see pyffe at the Ren Faire but the heat was a strong discouragement - my seizure/pain meds make me sensitive to strong heat. :( But at least the heat wave has broken, it seems!

Anyway, here's the pictures.